Listen here, mate— up in Lancashire, there's a peculiar spot hidden behind t'hills. Locals call it "t'shed." Some say it's full of blinking lights and a kettle that never stops brewing. Others reckon it hums louder than a jukebox down t'pub on a Friday night.
The Truth, Straight Like
Truth is, it's just our little digital hideout. A cosy nook where wires argue with routers, servers hum their own tune, and someone's always got the kettle on brewing a proper cuppa. It's nowt fancy—it's just home.
What's In T'Shed?
Bits & Bobs
Self-hosted servers, proper infrastructure, and enough cable ties to stretch from here to Manchester. All held together with stubbornness and a decent brew.
Keeping Watch
Monitoring t'equipment like a good cuppa—never leaving it unattended. We're watching everything, gradely, making sure nowt goes wrong.
Powered By
Biscuits, Yorkshire tea, northern grit, and pure stubbornness. That's what keeps this place running—nowt else needed.
Now Then... Why Are Thee Here?
You've probably wandered here looking for summat interesting. Hate to break it to thee—you've come to the wrong pasture, mate. This isn't some fancy cloud operation. It's a testing ground. A place where we mess about with t'systems without bothering anybody.
But if thee fancies seeing what's actually going on up here in Lancashire... if thee wants to know what Lancashire Cloud can do for thee... well, have a nosy around.
Lancashire Shed Facts
- ✓ One flatcap has been worn continuously since 1987
- ✓ T'kettle is never cold. Never.
- ✓ We've got opinions on everything, gradely
- ✓ "Just rebooting t'server" is a valid excuse for owt
- ✓ Yorkshire biscuits only—we have standards